USA Trip

 

All the kids

 

Brian, Me, Dave, Kim, Pete and Shannon

 

Me and more kids

Uruguay Visa Run

I went to Uruguay today with Veronica so I could renew my visa. Colonia is a nice little town and it's a relaxing day out of the city.

They have a meal here, it's called a parrillada. This is what it looks like! It's all done on the grill and is kidneys, liver, sweetbreads, intestines, blood sausage, chorizo sausage, two kinds of cow meat and sometimes chicken and pork as well. Really yummy. I can't eat one very often, but sometimes I get a craving, and I had one today!


This is Veronica in front of this giant pile of meat!

Veronica's plate when she was done. She eats more of the meat, I eat more of the organs. Jack Sprat!

What was left when we were finished. That's some sausage, some meat, some sweetbreads and some kidneys. The intestines are my favorites, I always eat all of them! We got the waiter to put it in a doggy bag for us to take home. A dog followed us all the way to the port. He was barking at everyone else and chasing cars, but he loved us. We got inside before we realized we couldn't take it through customs, so we had to throw it away. I would have given it to the dog if I'd known!

Sugar

We just got shut down for having reusable ketchup bottles and not those little individual packs. Probably for a week. We're BY FAR the most popular bar - honestly, not exaggerating - in the whole of the city of 16 million people, the economy is going to crap, all the other places are closing, we keep adding more staff, we pay more taxes than anyone else and we pay them on time, we buy more beer than anywhere else in the city including the HUGE clubs, and more booze as well, we never have problems with the cops or violence or underage drinkers or drugs like the other places do, so who do they target? The foreigners. So pissed off.

Barbecue time!

NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH, VEGGIES OR VEGANS!!!!!!

Translations

Sometimes things just don't translate the way people think. Take these cereal bars. Another thing that they do here a lot is to borrow an english compound word, and then leave off the part that holds the meaning for us. For example, a mall is "un shopping", from "shopping mall". A golf course or club is "un golf". A gated community is "un country", I presume from "country club". There's some great other signs around here that got the english wrong, or store names that have unintended connotations. I'll try and post some soon.
Band names can be confusing as well. "Los Rollings" is easy to figure out (The Rolling Stones). Someone requesting "Bay-at-lays" is harder, until you realize that's how you would pronounce "Beatles" phonetically in spanish. Some of the new bands, I'm still trying to figure out what the hell people were asking for.

More Chascomus

Vero

Vero

Lunch at the lake

Night in Chascomus

Me, Juanito, Flor, Diego

Me, Vero, Flor, Diego

Mrs. Lance Armstrong



Me and Diego

And the last of San Martin

Nice water

Bit of shade

Before getting on the bus home - look how happy I am!

Even more San Martin

Nice view

Carrie and Vero

Vero

Carrie and La Flaca's house

More San Martin

The girls after a few

Vero looking hot

Nice sky

View from the road out of town

San Martin de los Andes

We went on holidays for two weeks to the Andes...

One of the lakes...

Vero, La Flaca and Carrie cooking a yummy dinner

Me in the sun

Another lake

The Wedding

We went to the wedding of a friend of Vero's. Some pics...

Aunt Heather, Me, Veronica, Carol, Jimmy, Carrie

Me, Vero, Carol, Jimmy, Carrie

Vero and Granny and me...

Me in a suit...a very rare occasion!

Some more Pics from La Pampa

Me as Bjorn Borg

Me and Vero's Mum

Twilight

Diego in the back, Me, Vero and Carrie in the hammock.

La Pampa

I finally got to get out of Buenos Aires and spend the weekend in La Pampa with Veronica's family, on their farm. First of all, the countryside is flat!

This is the front porch of the house. Perfect for enjoying the sun. The house is beautiful inside and out. When they first built this house, there were no trees. I like the idea of planting trees because you know that 25 years down the road, it will be much nicer.

The windmill that powers the pump that brings the water (there's an electric pump for the non-windy times).

Me getting some sun on my pasty white body.

Florencia (Diego's girlfriend), Veronica and her sister Carrie having lunch. Lots of meat!

We went to another part of the farm, called El Casco, where some of her cousins live, for an asado. That's a whole lamb (and my bit of cow next to it, since I can't eat lamb!) I think cousin Jessie killed the lamb the day before.

I relaxed.

On the way home from the asado, Diego stopped the truck, leapt out and caught an armadillo, since I wanted to see one. I wasn't as nervous as I look in this photo, they're harmless. A bit stinky. The armor is not as hard as it looks, it's got a little layer of flesh on the top. Vero's aunt said they have one frozen in the freezer, but we forgot to defrost it, so I didn't get to taste it.

Sunsets are gorgeous.

Con the Great White Hunter. Went to shoot some pigeons with Diego. I'd never shot a gun before. Didn't get any with the shotgun, but got three with the .22. The dog ate most of them!
I had an awesome time. So relaxing, so peaceful, and the family is great. Can't wait to go back. I REALLY didn't want to get on the bus back to Buenos Aires!

Another one from the asado

At Richard's Asado

On a Sunday afternoon, after a long night at the bar....

Me and Vero

Sunday

It's 2:20pm on Sunday. I've been at the bar since noon. I got up at eleven after going to bed at 7:30am. It's raining. I'm tired. I'm going to go to Vero's and sleep the sleep of the dead! Tomorrow, off to Uruguay for the day for a visa run.

Saturday Night

Saturday night and it's almost time to go to work. The first really warm day of the season. We've got a couple of parties tonight, but nothing crazy. Tomorrow is sort of a half day off for me, and Monday we're off to Uruguay for a visa run.

The weather and my head

Well, the warm weather is coming, and of course I get a nasty head cold with it. Always happens that way.
Still trying to get the bills paid, the systems are still down. Supposed to be back up this afternoon.
The coffee machine at the bar has a steam leak, they claim to be sending a technician to check it out. We'll see.
The guy that gives us our change (we bribe him with bottles of wine - he has a friend who works in a bank) is nowhere to be found and we are desperate for the weekend. Of course, the banks here have no change. I spent 6 hours one Friday lining up at 6 banks to get change and got a grand total of 60 pesos in change - I was aiming for about 1000 pesos!
This being Argentina, birthplace of efficiency, the guy who sells us new oil for our fryer is NOT the same guy that picks up the old oil. trying to coordinate the two is impossible, especially with the Argentine disdain for schedules, showing up on time, calling anyone back or anything remotely resembling good business sense. So now we have a 50 gallon drum of new oil (which we don't have room for) and no way to put it in the fryer since we can't get rid of the old oil.
One of our Colombian bartenders, Paula, is off traveling with her Mum for 6 weeks, and Andres, our Chilean bartender, has gone back to Chile for two weeks, so we're down two bartenders for the weekend.
But the sun is out!

Getting nothing done

I spent all day getting nothing done. Went to pay cable bill at "PagoFacil" (EasyPay)...system down. Went to pay software bill at "RapiPago" (FastPay)...system down. Went to put money in bank. Can't do it at that branch, they send me to another branch. Can't do it there either. Have to do it at the branch we opened the account at, despite their assurances to the contrary when we opened the account. Back to Sugar for lunch. 1pm appointment with a vendor. She doesn't show up. Eat lunch. Call Quilmes to place a beer order. She says she will call me back in 5 minutes. Now it's three and a half hours later and I haven't heard anything. Back to PagoFacil. Down. Back to RapiPago. Down. Matt calls me at 4pm...vendor has shown up. We place an order for bread. Today is Tuesday. She says maybe we get it Saturday. I'm not taking any bets on that one.

Cheese

Not only does Feta cheese not seem to exist here, people who work in supermarkets don't even know what it is. It really is a wasteland of food options here.

Salads at Sugar Bar

Today I am going to attempt to teach two confirmed meat-eater cooks from Peru and Ecuador how to make some decent salads. Let's see what their version of a Thai-chicken salad comes out like.
And it's freezing here again. Lulled into a false sense of hope by two days of nice weather....damn!

Spring is coming!

The weather has been really nice the last couple of days, and although it's supposed to rain soon, I think the nicer weather might be really close. Woohoo! This picture has nothing to with spring, it's just a picture of Vero.
Hi Nan, if you are reading this! I think you are the only person that reads it!

Bar Etiquette

I realize that some younger folks don't have a lot of experience in bars, and some older folks need a refresher, so here are my rules of behavior for a bar. Follow these and you'll get faster service, better drinks and have a good time.

1. If I ask you what you want to drink, don't say "A beer!" There are too many possibilities. Draft? Large or small? Bottle? What brand?
2. If I ask you what you want to drink, don't say "I don't know, what should I drink?" Unless you are a very good customer, I have no idea what your preferences are. If you insist on me picking, I'll just give you the most expensive thing we have.
3. If the bar is busy and your turn with the bartender comes, know what you want, or I'll pass over you and go on to the next person.
4. If the bar is busy, order all your drinks at once. Don't order a rum and coke, and then when I bring it to you, order a gin and tonic. That takes twice as long. I can remember ten or twelve drinks at once, so don't worry, I won't mess up your order.
5. If the bar is busy, have your money ready! There's nothing worse than having to wait while someone rummages in their purse/wallet for money when they had plenty of time to find it while I was making the drink. It shouldn't be a surprise that you have to pay!
6. Don't ask "What's the strongest thing I can get for X amount of money?" If you're just looking to get drunk for cheap, you should drink at home.
7. Don't EVER ask for a drink "strong" or "heavy on the booze" or any variation thereof. That's a guarantee that I'll make it weak. Our drinks are REALLY strong anyway (1/2 booze, 1/2 mixer).
   
8. Don't complain that you're drink is weak if you've taken so long to drink it that all the ice has melted. That's your own fault and I'm not obligated to top it up with booze. Our drinks are always strong to start with.
9. There are no discounts for speaking english or being pretty or knowing someone I met once on the street or flirting with a bartender or any other reason. If you want a discount, come during Happy Hour, when drinks are ridiculously cheap.
10. The bartenders will remember you and you are more likely to get served faster if you tip.
11. If you order a drink that takes a little while to get made (daiquiri, mojito, caipirinha, margarita), hang out at the bar until it arrives. If there are three hundred people in the bar, I don't have time to go find you if you wander off.
    
12. Don't waltz in half an hour after Happy Hour is over and ask for Happy Hour prices. Happy Hour is 3 hours long, that gives you plenty of time to get to the bar!
13. It's fine to request a song from the DJ. But don't send all your friends up to request the same song. We know what you're doing and it doesn't make it more likely that the song will be played.
14. If you do request a song from the DJ, that doesn't mean that he's obligated to play it, or that he will play it next.
15. If you don't drink alcohol, order a soda or a water or something. You're taking up the space of a drinker and that's costing me money.
16. If you don't have any money, don't go out.
17. Don't ask if you can run a tab. You can't.
18. If we're giving away free shots, don't volunteer yourself to get one. Don't worry, we know who deserves or needs a shot.
19. Just because you've ordered a couple of drinks over the last couple of hours does not entitle you to a free round.
20. When the music goes off, the lights go on, the staff is cleaning up and we're shouting for you to get out, that means we're closing. Drink up and get out!
    

Argentina Time

Today, it took me three trips to the locksmith and one and a half hours to get one key copied.

An older photo...

Me and Vero with the keys to the bar!

Buenos Aires Update

Well, ten months or so now in BsAs. The bar is going well, hopefully we can get the restaurant open soon. Winter is coming. Which sucks. But overall, I'm a happy boy and it's a good place to be.

New Year's Eve

Me, Balu, Matt and Sabrina

Me and my Xmas Norwegian Elves

Tanja, Matt, Ann-Sophie, Me, Ryan, Bill

My Christ-like aura.

Frenchie's Party

Us and a girl from each country in South America...

Four Heads

Us and the Brazilians...

Our Other New Bartender?

Me and Debs.

Debs' Birthday!

Birthday Dinner at Debs'.

Our new bartender?

Me, Matt and Tatianna

Us and the Brazilians

Me, Camilla, Matt, Amanda

Hanging out in Buenos Aires

Me, Mark and Eugenia

The New Sugar in Buenos Aires!

Check out the site for our new venture, Sugar in Buenos Aires.

Grand Central

I've got an invitation for Grand Central. It's the use anywhere phone number from Google. But it's only useable in the USA, so the first person to email me can have it.

Me as a Simpson

 

Jeans and black T Shirts

 

This wasn't on purpose! And Brian has to be the odd man out!

Me and Matt in Barcy

 

My ass and Maroesja's face in Barcy

 

Bangkok

 

I met Eli for dinner. She's living with her boyfriend in Thailand. So strange to see her here and not in Barcy, and so strange to speak Spanish in Thailand!

Bangkok

I'm in Bangkok. Here, you've got two choices of places to eat. The tourist places or the thai places. I almost always eat at the thai places, it's three times cheaper and the food is better. The tourist places are proper restaurants, in buildings. The thai places are just on the side of the road or down an alley, with plastic chairs outside, and if you're lucky, a table or two. Up front, they have lots of bowls of food and you just point to what you want and they dish it up for you with a big plate of rice. But the drawback is, you're never quite sure what you're getting. So today at lunch, I go to one that I've never been to before, on this back alley down from where I'm staying. There's a couple of tables and lots of construction workers there eating. I point to what I think is ground chicken and veggies and ask the girl "Gai, na?" which means "chicken?" She nods and says "spicy!" I say "mai bpen rai" which means, don't worry, it's OK, it doesn't matter, whatever. She dishes me up a big plate of it and adds some sort of eggplant stuff on the side as well. I grab a sprite and sit down at a table with all the construction workers. Construction work here is done by whole families, grandmother down to teenage kids, and there's just space for me at the table. Everyone is staring at me, which is normal, but then I look and everyone at the other table is staring as well. They seem kind of excited. I figure it's just that they don't see many giant farang here like me. So I take a spoonful of food. Wow. That's pretty spicy. The normal food here is hotter than anywhere else, but that's damn spicy even for here. All the people are peering in. I look at them and say "spicy!" They all nod and smile, but don't say anything, just keep staring at me. I take a couple more spoonfuls and then I can't take it, I have to drink some sprite. Ooohhh, a bit better. Back to the food. The eggplant stuff is pretty good, but I've got to get back to that chicken. After telling the girl spicy was ok for me, and having all these people watching me, I can't be a stupid foreigner. After about ten more minutes, I think I'm going to start hallucinating. I can't feel my lips or my tongue. I look at the food. What I thought were chopped up thai spring beans are actually these evil things called "mouse shit peppers". The hottest. But I've got to finish it. Damn, she gave me a lot. I drink some more sprite. It doesn't help this time, just seems to pour the spice down into my belly, which is burning as well now. I'm sweating. My eyes are watering. My nose is running. And there's about 15 thais staring at me to see if I will eat it all. Got to finish. I try not chewing, just swallowing, but that just makes my stomach feel like there's a rat running around in it. I drink the last of the sprite. I'm too proud to order another one. Last couple of bites of the food go down. I sit back and rub my stomach and say to all "aroi!" - delicious. They all start to laugh and the guy next to me actually claps me on the back, and they're all saying "Spicy!". I want to light a cigarette, but I think my lips are too numb to hold it. My head is spinning and snot is pouring out of nose. I stagger to my feet and pay the bill. Forty baht. Less than a euro. Fantastic!

NYC

Had lunch with Govind in NYC, who I haven't seen for 6 years, if you can believe it. Hey Gov!

My Sister's site

American Girl Doll Clothes My sister's site.

Another view from up top. The little islands in the distance are the Mamanucas. We were on Waya, the first of the Yasawas.

Our Bure on the beach.

Fiji

Very nice!

Got to get me one of these...

The northenmost tip, Cape Reinga. It's a long way from everywhere.

In the jungle, the quiet jungle...

I got the world's laziest horse.

Watch out behind you!!!!!!!!!!!

Queenstown from up top. Those mountains on the left are called the Remarkables. Cool name.

Viet Con!

Streeeetttccchhhhh!

Planning my angle of attack. Note the authentic Tyrolean Climbing Trousers.

Survived the helicopter ride up there!

Ready for the Franz Josef glacier.

Frith beat my ass at Scrabble (as usual) but I got my revenge on the test of useless information. Ha!

Us after the walk. Piece of cake. 6 hours, up hill, both ways.

More Tongariro Crossing. Note the full head of hair.

And from the right!

Sideways from the left...

Sarah by a big pool of snot.

Geyser erupting.

And so am I....

The trees are sexy...

Up above the clouds. That's not our balloon, by the way. They go up two by two. I think just so you can get better pictures.

Ballooning was cool.

What a pair!

We were really lucky with the weather - it didn't even rain in Milford Sound.

Lake Matheson's famous reflection.

New Zealand

Then we went to New Zealand. This is on the Tongariro Crossing, an amazing hike.

Sarah got eaten by a shark.

We visited Siri and Lene, who's names I'm sure I've spelled wrong. They're studying to be Dive Masters. Nice work if you can get it.

I ate my favorite - spicy fish in lemongrass...yummm...

Back in Thailand

Me and Sarah went back to Thailand, just for a couple of weeks.

More Wandering

Spent two weeks in Thailand...lovely as always....then came to New Zealand, which is even better than I remember it. Having a great time and even got up the courage to do this....45 seconds of free fall from 12,000 feet at 200 kph, then the chute opens at 4,000 feet for a soft landing. Awesome!

Sarah made me a Danish version of an advent calendar! One present for each day until Xmas...very nice!

Copenhagen Twilight

4pm twilight. It's a nice quality of light, I just wish it would come at 7pm! I love the windmills that are out to sea, you see them in all sorts of places here. I find them strangely compelling.

The Little Mermaid

It only took me two months to go and see it. It's at least a 5 minute walk away! 

Where I've been...

This doesn't count countries where I've slept in the airport or driven across them! Hmmm...some big gaps there...

My Visited Countries

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Denmark

Sarah and me at the beach...I know, I know, it's grass.
  

Anyway....

So I went to Guatemala after all to open a hostel with Matt and Alejandra. It was a lot of fun and we did it for six months. But Guatemala wasn't a place we wanted to live, really, and we wanted to travel some more. So we put a manager in and now we're off again. I'm in Denmark with the lovely Sarah and Matt is on his way to Argentina.

Cambodia

Spent a nice couple of days in Cambodia, finally going to Angkor Wat. Pretty amazing site, and the Khmer are perhaps even nicer than the Thais!

NYE 2005

New Year's Eve in Barcelona - Tone, Mout, Afke, Maroesja, Me, Ailien...all friends of Maroesja, who it was really good to see. 

USA

So I went to visit my parents (hello Mum!) in the USA for a couple of weeks, then came back to Barcelona for Christmas and New Year. In the beginning of January, I go back to Thailand to hang out there for a while............ 

Central America

I was in Central America from September until December. It was fun, and I met some great people, but I didn't fancy living there. We'd had an idea to open a beach hostel in a cool little town somewhere, but nowhere grabbed me as the right spot. Matt decided to stay in Guatemala to try to open a hostel with his friend Alejandra.

The end of Sugar

We met some very cool people and had a really good time, but after two years, it was time for something new, so we sold Sugar and decided to go to Central America for a while. 

Lots more Sugar

But Matt had a vision, so we worked hard for a couple of weeks, with the help of our friend T, and turned it into Sugar.

Sugar

We got very lucky and found a bar to buy. It was a mess! 

Barcelona

Then we came to Barcelona. We didn't know anybody and didn't speak spanish, and I'd never been there before, but we're adaptable! 

Holland

Matt went hiking in Nepal while I stayed on the beach in Thailand. We met up back in the UK, then went to visit Maroesja in Holland. 

Hong Kong

With impeccable timing, I left Thailand to spend a week in Hong Kong. Smack dab in the middle of SARS. Pretty freaky. The lizards have nothing to do with SARS, I just like the idea of a lizard on a stick. 

Annekerstin

My friend Annekerstin joined me from Norway for a while...we met in Rarotonga in the South Pacific. Now she's all grown up! 

Loca

...and Julika lost her mind... 

Tanned

I got tanned... 

Birthday

I had a really good birthday on the beach! My favorite one so far! 

Julika in Thailand

On the plane from Sydney to Bangkok, I met Julika, and we ended up becoming really good friends and travelling together for a couple of months. Hi Julika! 

Thailand

But first, we went to Thailand. A lot of the old gang was there - Maroesja, Shira, and a bunch of new friends. 

More Australia

That's also where I met Matt. After we'd known each other a couple of days we decided to go to Barcelona and open a bar. 

Australia

After NZ, I went to Australia. It was a lot of fun, some great things to see, but I must say that overall I preferred NZ. Australia just seemed to be lacking a little sophistication. I spent a month in Byron Bay, just outside town, a great place called Belongil Beach House. I spent most of the time hanging out with Maroesja and Frith. Hi ladies! Frith has a kid now! Yikes! 

New Zealand

In 2002 I was in New Zealand for a couple of months. It's a fantastically gorgeous place and I had a great time. This country has to be on the list of "Must Go" for anyone. Beautiful countryside, very friendly people, tons of things to do and see, and cheap on top of it all. 

The Recap

In the beginning of 2001, I was living in Hoboken NJ and working with computers. I'd been doing it for about 8 years and had finally decided that it wasn't making me happy. So I changed everything. Went to Mexico, travelled around for a while. Then I followed a girl to Sweden. Then back to the US, then Mexico, US for my sister's wedding, Japan, Thailand, Bali, Thailand again, Egypt, back to Sweden, left the girl, back to the US for a couple of weeks, then Rarotonga in the South Pacific, then New Zealand. That's March 2001 until September 2002 in a nutshell...